Must have tried to steal her cookies.

Must have tried to steal her cookies.

Just Godzilla with a parasol.

Just Godzilla with a parasol.

Yes, this was a thing, and somehow I missed it.

Yes, this was a thing, and somehow I missed it.

My new favorite word: “SSKREEEEEONGK!”

My new favorite word: “SSKREEEEEONGK!”

Breakfast of champions.

Breakfast of champions.

The vending machine ate my money. Literally.

The vending machine ate my money. Literally.