I told you to get the honey mustard sauce!

I told you to get the honey mustard sauce!

No shirts, no shoes, no car, no service.
(hat tip: That’s Nerdalicious)

No shirts, no shoes, no car, no service.

(hat tip: That’s Nerdalicious)

…and not a single winning Monopoly piece among them.

…and not a single winning Monopoly piece among them.

Purple People Eater. (**grimace**)

Purple People Eater. (**grimace**)