My other car is a Klingon Bird of Prey.
(Custom car emblem by Empira)

My other car is a Klingon Bird of Prey.

(Custom car emblem by Empira)

Yes, this was a thing.

Folks, don’t drink and drive.

Folks, don’t drink and drive.

This’ll definitely slow ‘em down.

This’ll definitely slow ‘em down.

Worst valet parking service ever.

I heard they were coming out with an Xbox Dashboard update, but this isn’t what I had in mind.

I heard they were coming out with an Xbox Dashboard update, but this isn’t what I had in mind.

This dirt is too good to wash off now.

This dirt is too good to wash off now.

Who’s the designated driver again?

Who’s the designated driver again?

At long last, somebody finally got irony right.

At long last, somebody finally got irony right.