Super Segway!

If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

-H.P. Lovecraft

No shirts, no shoes, no car, no service.

(hat tip: That’s Nerdalicious)

Yet another destination for the bucket list.

(Car crunching gator in Kissimmee, FL)

Parking enforcement officer.

How the Bubble Boy gets around town.

Who’s the designated driver again?

Well, that can’t possibly be good.

Have an-ice New Year.

This can’t be good.