Part of a balanced breakfast.

Part of a balanced breakfast.

Instagram dat joint!

I made you a mixtape. Hope you like it.

Now which one is the alien queen again?
(hat tip: DeviantArt)

Now which one is the alien queen again?

(hat tip: DeviantArt)

What are you eating?

What are you eating?

And here I thought it was the Snowman-Zombie Apocalypse.

And here I thought it was the Snowman-Zombie Apocalypse.

The Freshmaker.

The Freshmaker.

We need to go taller!

We need to go taller!

These sharks can’t eat you, but you can sure eat them!

I think I know exactly where Waldo is. Now where’s my beer?

I think I know exactly where Waldo is. Now where’s my beer?